A lawyer says to a witness on the stand, "Now then, did you or did you not. on the date in question or at any time, say to the defendant or any one else, that the statement imputed to you and denied by the plaintiff, was a matter of moment otherwise? Answer me YES or NO!"
The witness looked at the lawyer and asked, "yes or no what?"
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
A: Nike sweats and Reeboks.
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-four years.
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: What was the first thing that your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Amy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Agnes.
Q: So the date of the baby's conception was Febuary 12th?
Q: And what were you doing at that time?