SEASONS IN THE YEAR
Teacher: How many seasons are there in a year?
Pupil: Two, Cikgu.
Teacher: What are they?
Pupil: Rambutan season and durian season.
CAPITAL OF AMERICA
Teacher: What's the capital of America, Johan?"
Johan: Washington D.C, Cikgu
Teacher: And what does 'D.C' stand for?
Johan: Dot Com, Cikgu
Teacher: Name ten animals from Africa.
Pupil: Nine elephants and a giraffe.
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the earth is round.
Pupil: Because my dad says so, my says so, and you say so!
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million ringgit. Borhan handed in a blank paper.
"Borhan!" yelled the teacher. "You've done nothing. Why?"
"Because if I had a million ringgit, that's exactly what I'd do!"